Brand name: IBI
Global
Medical name: Entrepreneurium Successium
Background
IBI is used to treat symptoms in
business and professional activities that include (but are not limited to):
• slowdown in business growth
• declining customer base
• limited funds
• feelings of being overwhelmed and alone
• lack of interest
• general feelings of "not going
anywhere"
• inability to answer "what I need
next"
IBI works by boosting levels of energy,
enthusiasm, motivation, cooperation, and teamwork in the brain. Taken on a
regular basis, IBI is known to decrease the severity of, and sometimes remove
completely, all of the above symptoms.
How should you take this medication?
IBI is available in two forms:
1) a single dose taken once per week
2) a more concentrated dose taken for a full
week at a time, recommended five times per year
IBI can be taken with or without food, and is
not upsetting to the stomach. Through clinical trials, patients have been known
to experience symptom relief as immediately as the first day.
While missing a dose of IBI is not recommended,
residual levels in your system will likely help you remain symptom-free. Both
regular and irregular patients of IBI meet to chat in an on-line forum every
Monday night to share their experiences on the medication.
What side effects may occur?
Side effects cannot be anticipated. If
any develop or change in intensity, inform your CSM as soon as possible. Only
your CSM can determine if your dosage needs to be adjusted.
Common side effects may include:
• Enthusiasm in everyday life
• Sudden increase in income
• A growing circle of business associates
and team members
• Renewed interest in business and
professional activities
• Enhanced social life
• The urge to hug strangers
Your CSM can help you if you feel that you are
not getting enough side effects, and would like to experience more.
Are there dangers in taking IBI?
Clinical studies have shown that IBI can
indeed become addictive. Whereas an addiction does not appear to impose any
health threat to the patient, sudden stoppage of the medication can lead to
sadness and feelings of being alone.
Other less-serious dangers include the
inclination to speak quickly and forcefully in 30-second bursts, and the
tendency to say "Wow."